You Can Get Everything! Everything You Want! Really! Truly!

Everybody that comes will get 40%, and if you buy 18 things then you get 10% off the next time you come. Get everything in cash - that means coupons - if you get more than 10 things, you get 9% off. Um, everybody can get all the things you would get at Walmart, toy stores, and Game Stop. You can get the newest iPhones, get good food. And whoever comes also gets to be awesome (for 40% off the normal price of awesomeness).

And let me tell you one more thing: PS: um, everything's 10 dollars and up. Also, there's a dollar section.